Consumables

Makes you look cool, that's it. Be careful with taking too many, you might get cancer... You l...

A mind-altering drug that grants you 25 health, slightly lowers your hunger, and reduces your gra...

If life's not going your way, jobless, no family or friends, and you play GMOD all day long - thi...

A potent psychedelic that allows you to see through the matrix of the universe. Take responsibly....

An electronic cigarette that enables you to rip insane cloud tricks and look ridiculous all at on...

A powerful psychedelic that grants you far more reduced gravity than weed. You lose 5 karma on...

A potent central nervous system stimulant that provides its users with +308% movement speed, halv...

A potent central nervous system stimulant that provides its users with +338% movement speed, 150 ...

A drug for lunatics that instantly grants 200 health on use up to a maximum of 500 and increase y...

The invincibility syringe. Turns you into an unkillable and unstoppable force for a few moments b...

Cures all known diseases. Don't let Big Pharma get a hold of this.

Sets your health to 100 (or whatever your jobs starting health is). No gimmicks, no tricks, no ga...

A beverage that cancels most consumable effects and grants the drinker 2 HP and 2 Hunger. You ...

A beverage that grants you 25 health and 25 hunger instantly on use. It has no drinking penalties...

A beverage that grants you 100 health and hunger instantly on use. Every drink decreases the HP/H...

A beverage that grants the drinker 2 HP and 2 Hunger. It also increases movement speed by 10% for...

A beverage that grants the drinker 2 HP and 2 Hunger. It also increases movement speed by 20% for...

A beverage that gets you absolutely hammered. Temporarily grants you 20 Armor for 30 seconds, dis...

A beverage that gets you positively hammered. Temporarily grants you 30 Armor for 30 seconds, dis...

A beverage that gets you exponentially hammered. Temporarily grants you 40 Armor for 30 seconds, ...

A beverage that gets you exponentially hammered. Temporarily grants you 50 Armor for 30 seconds, ...

A beverage that gets you unequivocally hammered. Temporarily grants you 100 Armor for 30 seconds,...

A great source of potassium. Grants 100 hunger.

An even greater source of potassium. Grants 100 hunger.

Beans! Grants 100 hunger.

The classic. Two buns, meat, cheese, and sauce. Grants 100 hunger.

An abnormally large box of Lo Mein for an abnormally hungry stomach. Grants 100 hunger.

A worlds largest god damn donut. Grants 100 hunger.

Full of junk, and most importantly, funk. Grants 100 hunger.

Delicious and fresh off the dock. Grants 100 hunger.

A nice long weiner in between two toasted buns. Grants 100 hunger.

A perfectly good Orange. Grants 100 hunger

It's watermelown! Grants 100 hunger.

Grants you 100 armor on use. You gain 1 scrap material from break down.

A permit that allows you to carry guns out in the open without threat of arrest. Places an indica...

A Black Market Item that allows you to carry guns out in the open without threat of arrest when u...

Poop Reduces Health by 10 Has a chance to give E. Coli Golden Poop Consuming a ...

Ugh. Food. +10 Health

Puke Food. -25 Health -50 Hunger -10 Armor

Yummy Shake. +175 Health +125 Hunger

Yummy Juice. +200 Health -75 Hunger

More banana for your banana. +125 Health

Yummy Slushy +125 Health

AStonedFish. +50 Health Drunk Effect

Makes you shit yourself. +33 Hunger

The easy way out.

A speedy smoothie. Lasts 30 seconds. +25 Hunger Jump Higher Coffee Speed

Spicy. +100 health over 10 seconds -25 Hunger 

Must be a prisoner to consume this delectable meal.

White girl style. +2 Health +25 Hunger Chat phrase  20% Increase in Movement ...

+ 150 Hunger

Upon consumption you get set to: 2,000 Health You can now rebuff up to 2,000 Health for t...

Yum, Cake that gets you stoned. +90 Hunger +25 Health Weed Effect

This is for cooking. Eat it anyway you stoner degenerate. +25 Health -35 Hunger We...

Yum, Donut that gets you stoned. +90 Hunger +25 Health Weed Effect